theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

theamazingindi:

diacrit:

"If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench."

this is painfully russian

plantitude:

we used to walk up in the sky, up where the air is rarified

Apart from being emo, what do you do for a living
THIS IS SOO LATE AND I AM SOOOO ASHAMED BUT I WISH U A VERY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ANYWAY JORDAN!!! MY PUP!!
i think this is the third birthday i’ve celebrated with u and im so honored im able to say that?? idk im gay i love u my flower garden my #1 planty

THIS IS SOO LATE AND I AM SOOOO ASHAMED BUT I WISH U A VERY HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY ANYWAY JORDAN!!! MY PUP!!

i think this is the third birthday i’ve celebrated with u and im so honored im able to say that?? idk im gay i love u my flower garden my #1 planty